The 11011'rd Psalm

The computer is my taskmaster; I need not think.

He leadeth me with Computer-Aided Instruction

He restoreth my jumbled files

He guideth me through the program with menus.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the endless GOTO,

I will fear no error messages; for thy Users Manual is with me.

Thy disk drive, and thy Pac-Man - they comfort me.

Thou displayest a spreadsheet program before me in the presence of my supervisor.

Thou enableth the printout; the floor runneth over (with paper).

Surely good jobs and good pay shall follow me all the days of my life;

And I shall access your CPUs, forever.

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